question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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