I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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