so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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