we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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