; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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