I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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