Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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