On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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