You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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