Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
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im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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