I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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