yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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