Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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