idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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