You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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