absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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