they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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