I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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