found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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