did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
he had hair everywhere except his balls
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize
