he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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