hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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