Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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