hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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