Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
only you would photoshop your dick
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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