So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
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I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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