I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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