I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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