oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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