im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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