Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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