C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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