so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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