The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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