I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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