office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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