You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
