My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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