real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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