I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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