I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
My vagina is very pro this idea
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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