She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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