It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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