what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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