You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
