I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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