I'm really into asian looking animals
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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