She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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