my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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