Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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