my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
handjob tips. give me some.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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