I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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