hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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