You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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