: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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