Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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