Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Are we still banned from the library?
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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