Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
His hands were made for my vagina.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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