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Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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